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NEW DOCTOR WHO TRAILER

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Disney Secret #167: The Haunted Mansion takes guests into a world filled with unicorns, rainbows, glitter, and 300 Oprah Winfreys

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Describing Disneyland rides to make them sound as shitty as possible

  • Splash Mountain:You're strapped to a log and thrown over a waterfall
  • Star Tours:Canonically incorrect Star Wars.
  • Jungle Cruise:Bad Puns.
  • Jungle Cruise:The ride you go on when Indiana Jones breaks down.
  • Matterhorn:Whiplash.
  • Pirates of Caribbean:Hey look we added Johnny Depp!
  • Haunted Mansion:We wanted to remind you of your inevitable death.
  • Big Thunder Mountain Railroad:Yep still closed.
  • Peter Pan:Why the fuck is this a 40 minute wait.
  • Snow White:Give your kids nightmares!
  • Pinocchio:Fun is bad mm'kay?
  • Mr. Toad's Wild Ride:You go to hell
  • Dumbo:You get kinda sorta dizzy
  • Casey Jr. Train:All aboard the train to shameville
  • it's a small world:'nuff said
  • Rodger Rabbit:Why does this have a fast pass again?
  • Everything Else in Toontown:Screaming children.
  • Space Mountain:Wait an hour in line only to have it break down when you get to the front.
  • Winny the Pooh:All the benefits of an LSD trip.
  • Disneyland Railroad:I'm in Toontown and I really don't want to walk to Main Street.
  • Mad Tea Party:I really need help throwing up.
  • Tower of Terror:I hope you like shitting your pants.
  • Soarin' Over California:I guess you can kinda smell things?
  • Radiator Springs Racers:Waiting In Line The Ride
  • Luigi's Flying Tires:The illusion of control.
  • Mater's Junkyard Jamboree:I need help throwing up.
  • Silly Symphony Swings:I want to throw up and also shit my pants.
  • California Screamin':Here's the roller coaster now shut up.
  • Mickey's Fun Wheel:Hey I have an idea on how to make a ferris wheel terrifying.
  • Goofy's Sky School:Stuck inside a sardine can with a side of whiplash
  • Ariel's Undersea Adventure:Hey it's inside and I can sit down
  • All of Bug's Land:I hope you brought a three year old.
  • Monster's Inc:Bring back the Whoopie Goldberg ride
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